Pappu: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bunty: Dunno. Pappu: It was escaping from "Kake Da Dhaba"!
Pappu: I know what the International Airport in Hawaii is called! Bunty: What's it called? . .. ... Pappu: Hawaii Adda!
Pappu: Mom, Bunty broke a window. Jeeto: How did he do it? Pappu: I threw a rock at him and he ducked.
Pappu knocked on the door of Bunty's house. When Bunty's mother answered he asked, "Can Bunty come out to play?" "No," said the mother, "It's too cold". "Well, then, " said Pappu, "Can his football come out to play?"
Pappu, while fillng out an application form comes across a question, "If there's an emergency, notify ---". He asks Bunty as to what shall he fill in it. Bunty: Your parents' name. Pappu: Isn't it better if I put 'DOCTOR', what're my parents going to do?
Pappu: A woman was dating two men - a lawyer and a doctor. When the lawyer went on a business trip he got her a gift. What was it? Bunty: Dunno. Pappu: Obviously, an Apple.